“No Sex (In the Champagne Room)” is a comedic spoken word track released by Chris Rock on his 1999 album, Bigger & Blacker, with a background chorus sung by Gerald Levert.[1] Intended as a parody of Baz Luhrmann’s “Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen)”, Rock gives one-line tidbits of advice purportedly aimed at “the GED class of 1999”. In a 2017 interview, Rock said that Levert was in the song because Levert “just happened to be in the studio upstairs”.[1]